cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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