Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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