cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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