look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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