so explain again why im purple
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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