Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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