did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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