i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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