Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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