Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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