I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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