Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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