it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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