Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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