As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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