i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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