They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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