Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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