i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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