Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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