It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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