We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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