she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize