I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i believe in u and ur pee
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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