Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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