i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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