Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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