I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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