I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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