Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think your dad took our porno
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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