two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
