So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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