Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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