Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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