you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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