Kiss
Puke
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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