Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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