so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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