used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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