That's intense
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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