I got chris browned last night
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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