Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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