That's intense
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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