what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
honey bunches of taint.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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