No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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