We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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