Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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