On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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