ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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