I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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