A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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