if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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