It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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