Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
