Got a toothbrush?
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The feeling are messing with the penis
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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