Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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