Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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