Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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