dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
