i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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