i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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