At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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